Toxic Bob showed up on my front porch last New Year's Eve with a bag of fireworks and Tommy2Toes. The sick bastard then proceded to start a fire in my wood burning stove that filled my house with smoke. Then he jumped behind the hot, flame filled stove and split his head open on a piece of iron. It was the most disgusting act of nonsense I'd ever seen. Toxic Bob's bald head was spewing blood all over the place. My smoke filled house had blood all over the floor. Tommy2Toes grabbed a roll of duct tape and a hot wad of spit and laid the healing hand of Jesus on Toxic Bob. Friends like these...